When Kitty needs the perfect man to surprise her girlfriend Diane on her birthday, there's only one dick she can call.

Kitty is determined to make Diane's birthday unforgettable, but finding someone neither of them has slept with before is harder than she expected. With limited options and the clock ticking, she turns to Seamus, the one dick Diane is confident can get the job done.

For Seamus, the job means quick cash and finally fixing the broken AC in his office. Unfortunately, finding that special someone proves harder than he thought. The heat in his office is nothing compared to the pressure he's under, and time is running out.

Now Seamus has to pull off the impossible: finding a man who meets both Kitty's and Diane's high standards before the birthday surprise goes up in flames.