Crown Princess Bernice of Philodendria needs to marry a prince (preferably handsome) in order to produce her own little heirs to the throne. Randolph, a fire-breathing dragon with heartburn, wants to open a vegetarian restaurant. And Theo, currently a political science major who's already failed at college several times, would just like to get his older brother Sylvester off his back. This unlikely trio combines forces to prove that anything can happen, not just once, or even twice, but thrice upon a time.