Early American pirates, a graffiti-covered Vanagon, a monster hog, a treasure-hunting loser, lobster stampedes, and seagulls that would mug you for a French fry-what connects them all? A gang of crusty old-timers (plus Dave.)

After being ignored for centuries, everyone suddenly wants a piece of Osborn's formerly worthless island. Sammy is very secretly after what he believes is buried treasure on the island to escape his mother Imelda. Imelda covets the land for political and financial leverage. Nick fears losing his family's centuries-old fishing business unless he can convince his father, Osborn, to sell or lease the island. Meanwhile, Keith schemes to block Imelda so the town can take the property under eminent domain. Osborn's friends, the posse, rally to protect the island from incursions. Osborn remains resolute: nobody's getting his island.

And then there are the ships in the fog.