Six Seven Six Seven Six Seven

You can hear it, can't you? That maddening little chant?the tone, the cadence, the absolute nothingness of it all. And now it's stuck in your head again. Sorry.

If you're searching for deep spiritual insight or a path to a richer relationship with your Creator... this is not that book. This is a joke. A giggle. A chortle. A full-on guffaw wrapped in Scripture, snark, and sly winks for every grown-up forced to endure children and teenagers who refuse to let this bizarre fad die.

This little book is your survival guide. Your pressure valve. Your shared look of "Are you kidding me?" with every long-suffering adult who has heard Six Seven Six Seven one too many times.

Buy it for the teacher who's hanging by a thread.
Buy a dozen for the students who won't stop chanting (maybe this will finally break the spell).
Buy it for your conspiracy-loving co-worker who finds secret meaning in everything from donut flavors to song lyrics.
Buy it because you deserve a laugh?a big one.

Give it, gift it, stash it, share it. Let the healing begin.