"It'll be a good opportunity," they said. Little did they know.

Finley, the roving tinker and sales extraordinaire (who may or may not be an elf), would prefer to avoid the heroic riffraff and their suffocating, otherworldly hope. Unfortunately, the pantheon has other ideas which is ever noticeable when they keep dropping summoned heroes in his path, insistent that they'll be the savior.

Why? Great question! Finley has no idea. His world has been overrun by zombies, so why bother? His business is already in turmoil-expected really, when the "regulars" would rather be eating brains than buying flowers for loved ones and the uninfected are busy trying to survive. Yet, the higher powers saw heroes as the solution. What's a merchant meant to do with them? Or their worthless money in such a vile economy?

One thing is for sure... When the horde comes calling, you better have an escape plan.

Perfect for fans of All the Skills, Jake's Magical Market, and A Summoner Awakens, this satirical LitRPG deck-builder uses a card-based magic system and promises to entertain.