Have you ever looked at a woman and knew something just wasn't right with her? That no matter how hard she tried to fit in, there was always something off about her? We've all got that friend. The strange one who never wants to introduce you to her family. The one who always shows up to functions with her own 'red' wine. Now, thanks to the insights outlined in That Bitch Just Might Be a Vampire, you can get to the bottom of that mystery and determine whether or not your supposed best friend is a merciless bloodsucking creature of the night. Unless, of course, it's already too late.