The sheep are on the road again, the cows are in the corn, the bank is on the telephone, the pigs are on the lawn. The combine's standing idle and we cannot get it fixed - both m'fortunes and m'farming are best described as mixed'. This title includes cartoons and verses from the master of farming humour. A collection of humorous verses and cartoons providing an inside view of farming that even the most environmentally conscious town-dweller may not be aware of. The author draws on his lifelong career in farming, spent in the company of fellow peasants.