There are Gods for so many things.

There are Gods for Writing.

If you are a writer then you pray to at least one of the many Gods of Writing. There are the ones of getting an agent. The God of Following Trends. The Gods of Writing First Drafts and Multiple Drafts. There is the God of the Slush Pile.

There is a God for all of your time as a writer.

You need to believe. You need to worship. You need to know your deities.

And the best way to do that is to read this book.

Don't delay. The Gods of Writing are fickle little things and will not take kindly to you not buying a book about them.

Help a God with a fragile ego out already.